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Falkland Arms
Great Tew,
Oxfordshire

Initial reactions to pubs are curiously quite often accurate. If a pub looks okay on first blush, it generally is. If it looks terrible, you are going to have a bad experience and have only yourself to blame for not walking away immediately. There is another category, into which the Falkland Arms definitely falls: The Instantly Recognizable Gem.

The instant you step across the threshold, you find yourself involuntarily lowering your jaw, and gazing at each new aspect you discover.

The Falkland Arms is worth a drive out of your way, and may even be worth staying at for a weekend, accommodation packages that are apparently in high demand. It is a lovely golden Sixteenth Century country inn set in a timeless Cotswold village of thatched cottages, standing opposite the green and village school.

The bar sits as it must have sat four hundred years ago, surrounded by heavy oak beams, oak settles, an ancient flagstone floor and a large inglenook fireplace, beside which we ensconced ourselves. If I had been riding across England in the 1600’s, stopping off for some refreshment would have differed very little from the way it looked this day.

It is just as if time has stood still.

An eclectic collection of mugs and jugs hang from the ceiling and eight real ale pumps (yes, I counted them) poke up from the small bar dispensing an adventurous range of interesting-looking beers. Some were standard (Wadworth's 6X, Ruddles) and some were obscure (Tanglefoot), and encouragingly, they were all different to the last time we were in here.

The Scotches catch my eye every time. They claim seventy types of Malt Whisky behind the bar, but slightly more interesting to me is the collection of about a dozen rare cask strength malts, not for the feint of heart. Legend has it that there is a list in the pubs of all the Single Malt Scotches currently commercially available – and it matches the pub’s whisky list precisely. Clay pipes and snuff are on sale to complete the picture in what they call one of the last proper English pubs. I could reel off half a dozen others we have discovered besides this one, so that claim is stretching things a bit. But these pubs are there to be found.

This pub was named after a local resident, Viscount Falkland, who was secretary to Charles I. It used to be a free House, but has recently been made more specifically into a Wadworth house. The beers available at the time of our visit were, Donnington Best, Hook Norton Best, Wadworth 6X, Hall & Woodhouse and Tanglefoot, though I would feel comfortable guaranteeing that they will mostly be different should you ever be lucky enough to pay a personal visit. There were also five guest beers.

Close by you can find the Rollright Stones, standing stones of great antiquity, and Mark Richards has written a nice little book that takes you on walks to and around the stones. The stones are made up of three groups:

The King’s Men
When the Romans came to Britain, this ceremonial stone circle was already over two thousand years old. The King’s Men stand in a perfect circle over one hundred feet across, straddling a prehistoric trackway at the edge of a ridge. England is crisscrossed with these ancient trackways, many of which are confirmed as ‘ley-lines’, connecting sites of great antiquity with such accuracy that they must have required the use of the precise tools of geometry not available in England at the time of their construction. They therefore remain a mystery, though it is said that a surveyor is depicted as the ‘Long Man of Wilmington’, a chalk outline of a man carrying two long sticks, supposedly surveying stakes.

The hill falls steeply away to the north towards the village of Long Compton that, in days gone by (and maybe even today), was a stronghold of witches. It has been said that “There are enough witches in Long Compton to draw a load of hay up Long Compton Hill”.

At present there are seventy-seven stones of heavily weathered local oolitic limestone, which were poetically described by William Stukeley as being “corroded like worm eaten wood, by the harsh Jaws of Time”, which made “a very noble, rustic, sight, and strike an odd terror upon the spectators, and admiration at the design of ‘em.” Aubrey Burl has, in a more down to earth way, called the Rollrights “seventy-seven stones, stumps and lumps of leprous limestone.”

The Whispering Knights Dolmen
These are about as old as the main circle, and mark the burial chamber of a Neolithic long barrow. The Knights are a huddle of five erect stones four hundred yards away from the actual Stone Circle. They got their name because of the conspiratorial way in which they lean inwards towards each other as if they are plotting against their king.

The King Stone
This monolith stands some fifty yards away from the main stone circle, across the road in a different county (Warwickshire). Its purpose and age are unclear, although it is believed to be of middle Bronze Age origin. Some sources suggest that it might be an outlier to the Stone Circle. Many people have likened its shape to a seal balancing a ball on its nose

This kind of information is available to us because of dedicated groups like the ‘Friends of the Rollright Stones’. This is a far cry from the old days when some stones would be hauled away for building purposes, or drovers would chip off small pieces of ancient monoliths to act as lucky charms, or to keep the devil at bay.

The best stone circle of all is Avebury (complete with a pub in the middle, followed closely by Castlerigg in the Lake District. The tourist’s choice, Stonehenge, is so far down my list that I have not visited it in thirty years.


To Get There:
Now, you have a task ahead of you. Take the Banbury to Daventry road, but just about halfway between nowhere and nowhere else, turn east and drive pretty much aimlessly around under you stumble upon Great Tew. It is right next to the tiny green. You may have trouble parking in summer.

Lesson Learned



Sometimes when you walk into a pub, you know you are only going to be there for a swift half, make a couple of notes, and leave. When you walk into a fine pub, you are immediately pleased that you did not drive because they have a spectacular array of beers and you are going to be there for several hours. Make a weekend of it at pubs like the Falkland Arms.

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